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Monday, March 27, 2006
Sip Will Appreciate This

During his college days, Sip gained some experience dealing with the contract "riders" that detail what foods, drinks and arrangements must be made to accomodate a celebrity speaker. I know he will appreciate this smoking gun site, which details the requirements for hosting John Kerry.

My favorite line (emphasis mine): "Bottled water - uncarbonated. Poland Spring preferred. No Evian."

For some reason, the fact that "French looking" presidential candidate was forbidding hotels from stocking Evian spring water in his room made me laugh.

Also interesting, he drank "Boost" weight maintenance drinks. As anyone who has seen our picture can plainly see -- that isn't a concern of any of the SCG's.

Update: Someone reminded me that Sip was seen drinking a Rasberry flavored boost (with vodka) at a DC watering hole.

Dealing with the contract is the easy's the friggin riders that bite you every time.

I encourage those rasberry boost vodka cocktails - they will pack on the lbs every time.
Kind of a jaeger bomb sorta thing.
Hey kool aid drinkers!

Its been a long time since I posted on this board.-Its like a time warp- looks like nothing happens while I'm gone.

I was hoping to find some delusional posts about how well Iraq was going, or how some more craziness about how Republicans are the party of small government (record deficits not withstanding). It would have been fun to crush those delusions.

But what do I find - just a few meager scraps of personal trivia. Whatever happened to all the political bluster?

Maybe there just isn't much to talk about any more.

But it sure is fun to go down memory lane and look at old posts huh? I especially love all the ones about how things are finally turning around in Iraq. Its like groundhog day - new corners are turned every day. But these days what comes around the corner every morning is scarier every day.

Does it look like Vietnam enough for you now? Or do you want to wait a little longer and see if we can get a few more pictures of fingerpainting?

And are you chickenhawks still fantasizing about joining up? I'm sure MMark is still having a hard time finding warm bodies to send - and with all the hot air you've been holding in - you'd be perfect. But I know - you can't go - you're critical in the fight here in the homefront. You are the keyboard bridgades finest! I salute you.

Do you still evangelize about Republicanism at work much these days? Or do you find yourself wanting to peel that W off your bumper? Be honest - I bet you found an excuse to peel the bumper stickers off - like they got a little dirty or something.

So as election season comes around have you got your talking points ready? Is it going to be "record deficits don't actually matter?" or will you go with "Iraq - it isn't really in a civil war yet." Or how about "Don't worry about homeland protection. Everything's fine now that we fired Brownie." Or how about "Cunningham, Abrahamoff, Delay, Frist, and Libby don't form a pattern of corruption" Or how about "We promise we won't sell any more ports to Dubai"

With so many great accomplishments to chose from I know it will be hard to chose the issues to focus on.
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