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Sunday, June 11, 2006
Yet more terrible news...
As if this week wasn't hard enough for the 'evil-doers', we get word from the BBC that three of the Jihadi boys hanged themselves at GITMO. I know, many of you are thinking that this seems like a good thing on the surface, but we should wait until the Center for Constitutional Rights puts things in perspective.
Well, your long wait for moral clarity is over:
William Goodman from the New York-based Center for Constitutional Rights told AFP news agency the three dead men were "heroes for those of us who believe in basic American values of justice, fairness and democracy".
See? Terrorists=heroes! I'm really glad that Billy Goodman (we go way back) has helped put this story into its proper context.
In that spirit, I am going to put together some care packages for the rest of the heroes down there at GITMO. If you want to participate, make sure to pack some delicious novelty candy.
Who doesn't like to jump rope? And who doesn't like candy? Well, now you don't have to choose. The extra strong rope is actually made of licorace. But don't worry, if it isn't strong enough for the exercise yard, the heroes can twist two or three together, because extra-strong means extra-fun!!
And let's not forget some arts and crafts materials to help them pass the time. I found a really cool "Make your own hammock" web site. As the photo to the right suggests, this is a big project, which means everyone can be sure to "get involved!"
If you have any other ideas for my care package (urine cover for q'uran? latch-hook prayer rug kit?) please leave it in the comments section.
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